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Monday, 09 January, 2012
Ole Blue (texas) A young cowboy from Texas goes off to college. Half way through the semester, having foolishly squandered all his money .... he calls home. "Dad," he says, "You won't believe what modern education is developing! They actually have a prog...
Sunday, 08 January, 2012
Just Mere Coincidence That ................ (texas) In the coming New Year, 2012, both Groundhog Day and the State of the Union address will occur on the same day. This is an ironic juxtaposition of events. One involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to an insignificant creature of little inte...
Observation about sex (texas) You help each other get naked. but after sex, you only dress your self. Moral of the story; in life, no one helps you once you're fucked.
Saturday, 07 January, 2012
You MUST watch this OLD cartoon, it truly tells it ALL!!! (texas) AMERICA!!! http://nationaljuggernaut.blogspot.com/2009/09/this-cartoon-seemed-far-fetched-in-1948.html
An Expensive Dinner (texas) She ordered steak & lobster. He ask,"do you eat like that at home"? She said,"no, but Mom does not expect a blow job later". He said,"would you like some desert"?
random (texas) A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout-looking Vegas hooker catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the hooker, "how much do you charge?" The hooker replies, "it starts at $500 for a h...
Wednesday, 28 December, 2011
Caught On Tape: Clerk Punches, Knocks Out Armed Robber (texas) A clerk at a business in Western North Carolina punched a would-be robber and knocked him out cold just minutes after the man barged in with a gun and demanded money. http://www.wyff4.com/r/30076862/detail.html
Tuesday, 27 December, 2011
birthday surprise-[F-13 ]-(light bondage-blowjobs-swallowing-anal-girl/girl)-part-1-of-1_forced (texas) Birthday Surprise Part-1-of-1 It was Bob’s birthday and for the last couple of weeks, he’d been evasive about how he wanted to celebrate. When I’d asked what he wanted, he kept responding, “You.” We’d eaten an early dinner and consum...
Sunday, 25 December, 2011
careful- [E-20]-part-2-of-2_erotica (texas) Careful What You Wish For Part-2-of-2 For the next 24 hours my body was used like a piece of meat. Whatever pleasure I thought I was seeking was turned into pure animalistic instinct. My pussy, my mouth, my ass was stuffed with cocks at all t...
Friday, 23 December, 2011
Careful- [E-20]-part-1-of-2_erotica (texas) Careful What You Wish For Part-1-of-2 It all began as a game. I was 46-years old and I had become hooked on cyber life. Online you can be whoever you want to be and tell your wildest fantasies. I had been chatting with one guy in another town, about...
Thursday, 22 December, 2011
bondage-[B-69]-(bondage-blowjob-swallowing)-part-1-of-1 (texas) Bondage Surprise Part-1-of-1 . A few months ago my wife, Judy and I started getting into light bondage. She enjoyed being tied up, and then being left alone to think about sex and get horny in anticipation. . She’d bought an assortment of stra...
Saturday, 10 December, 2011
Do you love democracy? (texas) Do you want a million strangers voting to take away your rights? Or, voting on what little rights you get. People you've never met telling you that you can't marry the person of your choice? Telling you that you can't own these types of guns? Only t...
Friday, 09 December, 2011
UFO Story - Roswell - Confirmed (texas) Subject: 1947....Coincidence? The year was 1947. Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little more than 64 years ago, numerous witnesses claim that an Unidentified Flying Object (UFO), with five aliens aboard, crashed onto a sheep and mu...
Thursday, 08 December, 2011
Police tell old lady not to shoot home invader (texas) But grandma did not listen and took care of business!!! One more reason not to listen to stupid pigs! Protect yourself, because fat dounut eating mother fuckers cant do it for you. http://www.infowars.com/police-try-to-dissude-elderly-woman-from-...
PERFECT WORLD (texas) saw this on the net and found it interesting... In a perfect world only tax payers would vote, literacy tested of course. Government employees vote would be counted as 1/2 o f a vote. All citizens with their snouts in the public trough (welfare recipie...
Saturday, 03 December, 2011
LIVING LIKE A MEXICAN FISHERMAN (texas) An American investment banker was at the pier of a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the small boat were several large yellow fin tuna.. The American complimented the Mexican on the quality o...
Friday, 02 December, 2011
Young Male Student Asked What He Does At Christmastime By His Teacher (texas) Ms/ Jones a Teacher asked her young male student Patrick Murphy to tell her class a "What do you do at Christmas time" class oratorial... Young Patrick addressed the class: "Well Ms. Jones, me and my twelve brothers and sisters go to mid...
Love-[L-44]-(lesbian sex )-part-1-of-1_lesbian (texas) True Love Part-1-of-1 When I got home, there was a note on the fridge saying you’d already headed over to our favorite club. The one around the corner where you and I like to spend an evening or two each week, listening to music, hanging with frie...
Thursday, 01 December, 2011
Six Year Old Wisconsin Boy Being Prosecuted For Playing Doctor (texas) Six Year Old Wisconsin Boy Being Prosecuted For Playing Doctor, With A Five Year Old Parents of a five-year-old girl in Grant County, Wisconsin are pressing charges for first-degree sexual assault against a then six-year-old (now seven-year-old) boy. T...
Black woman has 15 kids 3 babydaddys, says someone has to pay for them (texas) can you imagine the gall of this lady... See the shocking video: http://nation.foxnews.com/homelessness/2011/12/01/homeless-lady-15-kids-somebody-needs-pay-all-my-children Black woman with 15 kids an 3 baby daddys says somebody needs to pay all of...
Tuesday, 29 November, 2011
BEST COMMERCIAL EVER MADE (texas) BEST COMMERCIAL EVER MADE!!! (MAINLY FOR THE GUYS) GUYS, THIS YOUTUBE VIDEO IS OF A COMMERCIAL MADE FOR A WASHING MACHINE COMPANY...IT'S A MUST SEE!!!!! HOPE EVERYONE LIKES IT, I DID. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T5hazHy9yM
Monday, 28 November, 2011
Blacks make military equipment, smoke pot, drink booze on break (texas) see the shocking video with your own eyes: http://www.myfoxdetroit.com/dpp/news/local/defense-factory-workers-party-at-lunch-20111122-ms Tower Defense makes parts for armored vehicles....Tower Defense and Aerospace Factory Workers Party at Lunch, smoke...
Sunday, 27 November, 2011
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Wednesday, 23 November, 2011
anywhere-[E-21]--part-1-of-1 erotica (texas) Can’t Take Her Anywhere Part-1-of-1 . Over the years, Georgette had developed a real love of sucking cock. And the thing is that she doesn’t care when or where she got it, as long as she gets it. She seemed to need at least 3 or 4-cocks a d...
Tuesday, 22 November, 2011
my sister-[I-28]-(b/s incest-blowjobs/sucking cocks-swallowing-lite bondage-girl/girl)-part-1-of-4__ (texas) My Sister Part-4-of-4 . As Veronica prepared to lower her pussy onto my face, I was shocked when she paused long enough to lean over and fondle Denise’s breasts and kiss her on the cheek. I was even more shocked at the look of pure lust that the ...
Monday, 21 November, 2011
my sister-[I-28]-(b/s incest-blowjobs/sucking cocks-swallowing-lite bondage-girl/girl)-part-2-of-4_ (texas) My Sister Part-3-of-4 . Her 34bs were the pretty little perky breasts that never turn to flapjacks when the lady gets older. . Within minutes the four of us were sitting, drinks in hand, in the living room getting acquainted. Finishing his drink, R...
Anti-Semitism Conference Faces Muslim Opposition (texas) A conference that aims to strengthen Jews facing anti-Semitism faces opposition from a local Muslim group. A regional conference on anti-Semitism scheduled to take place in Buenos Aires this weekend has already upset local Muslim groups. Argentina's...
Sunday, 20 November, 2011
my sister-[I-28]-(b/s incest-blowjobs/sucking cocks-swallowing-lite bondage-girl/girl)-part-2-of-4__ (texas) My Sister Part-2-of-4 . After that she was back almost every day for the next year sucking my cock. It was a great arrangement for both of us. I got my balls drained on a regular basis and Denise had a stead supply of cum to satisfy her craving. I ...
Politically-Incorrect Ways To Fix America (texas) #1. All known gang members with records are rounded up in staggered busts and given a choice: prison for 10 years or immediate deployment to Iraq. NO EXCEPTIONS. #2. All gang members convicted of 1st-degree murder are given the lethal injection withi...
Saturday, 19 November, 2011
the most commonly used word Sh.. (texas) THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit...
Thursday, 17 November, 2011
my sister-[I-28]-(b/s incest-blowjobs/sucking cocks-swallowing-lite bondage-girl/girl)-part-1-of-4__ (texas) My Sister Part-1-of-4 . My name is Dan and I have a very unusual older sister. First of all, let me say right away that I love my sister. Denise is not what you would call beautiful, but she is attractive. She is a 28-years-old, stands 5-foot 1 inc...
11 things they dont teach in High School (texas) In a time when nothing is your fault, you are owed everything, you should not have to work for anything and everyone is a winner -- I find this dose of reality refreshing: Rule 1: Life is not fair -- get used to it! Rule 2: The world won't care abou...
Sunday, 14 March, 2010
We're Up! (detroit metro , michigan) Congratulations HMG!